Life Without Football

Josh Gordon was suspended for the entire 2014 season. Rather than sit around and wait till next year, Gordon became a cars salesman. Yesterday, he made his first sale. I got to thinking "What jobs would other players work if they didn't have football?"

LeSean McCoy 

Restaurant Waiter

He has the people skill to handle a wide variety of people. He wouldn't upset anyone. He is the kind of person that will bring people to the establishment because of his special skill. Read this for more on why he is a perfect waiter (https://www.facebook.com/PYTburger/posts/10152744953446477).

Calvin Johnson

Hand Model

I'm going to assume everyone reading this has seen those Apple commercials where the person is holding the Apple product and showing the product's capabilities. Well that guy would be Calvin Johnson (if he didn't play football). I mean have you seen the iPhone 6? Those things are huge. Calvin Johnson has the biggest and best hands in the NFL. Apple could really use a guy like Johnson to model the iPhone 6.

Ray Rice 

Headphone Commercial

I think Ray Rice would do well helping out Dr.Dre (soon to be owned by Apple). Ray Rice is the perfect player to represent the Beats brand. He is always fired up. You saw Colin Kaepernick in the Beats commercial but he didn't understand the product like Rice does. End the commercial with, Beats by Ray. 

JJ Watt

Secret identity 

Now hang with me on this one. The guy is an animal. He is tall, fast and incredibly strong. The guy works out more than I sit on the couch and watch Netflix. The guy is determined. He acts like a very well put gentlemen. He even stated after getting his new contract, " I’m gonna stick with my humble lifestyle and just keep working out." If JJ Watt wasn't playing football, he would be Mr. Incredible. He fits the description perfectly and he even shows some resemblance. 

Any other ideas on what player would be doing without football? Leave a comment below.